We walked across the playing field which, like the village hall, is very much on the grand side, considering the size of the village. The public conveniences are decorated with some remarkable murals, as if some rural Banksy, working in mosaic, had passed this way.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Ten Mile Walk From Dunkery Gate via Dunkery Beacon to the Rest & Be Thankful, Wheddon Cross
We walked across the playing field which, like the village hall, is very much on the grand side, considering the size of the village. The public conveniences are decorated with some remarkable murals, as if some rural Banksy, working in mosaic, had passed this way.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Nine Mile Walk from Kennisham Hill to Croydon Hill and the Royal Oak at Luxborough
All walking addicts should be aware that the way on a map often looks very different on the ground. Forestry can be very misleading with its seductively straight and even tracks and, when we reached the edge of the trees, we turned right and headed cheerfully downhill. The further we walked, the more our unease grew as we seemed to be swinging away from our true bearing and, eventually, we took the unwelcome but inevitable step of turning round and climbing back to where we had made our turn. What mugs we were. The map showed clearly that the path was beyond the boundary of the trees and, if we had walked but a few more steps, we would have seen the signpost neatly obscured by a thicket of bracken.
We passed through a gate out of the plantation, and turned right downhill to walk through grass meadows still soaked by previous rains. The flies had been persistent but tolerable in the forestry, but now they buzzed around our heads in thick clouds worthy of the Australian outback.
There is probably a moralistic ratio in walking, in that the more appealing a track appears, the more likely it is to be in the wrong direction. When we reached a point where a signpost pointed cheerily to the right for Luxborough, it was quite obvious that our way to Churchtown, unsigned, was through a dense patch of nettles into a gloomy tunnel of beech. It was one of those ways which vary between loose rubble and slick stone, and we slid and crunched our way downwards until we plunged into the open again with the hamlet and the church below us.
The correct path eventually eluded us for some reason, but there was no problem in getting out of the fields above Westcott Farm, and crossing the ford to reach the lane. Here, however, was another of those crises of uncertainty which walkers habitually are obliged to weather. On the map the bridle path to Croydon Hill shot straight across the lane. The signpost, however, pointed equivocally towards an inpenetrable steep bank and hedge. If the map was correct, the way led through the firmly gated garden of a neat cottage. There was not a single reassuring blue blob of paint to be seen. Nothing could have looked less like a public bridleway. The rain began to spot down, and disaster threatened. Fortunately a lady issued out of the cottage at this very moment. Yes, there was a bridle path. Yes, we were welcome to go through the gates and make our way up across the neatly mown grass. No, very few horses ever came that way, but some walkers. At the top of her domain there was even a little bench for their use.
Then we found ourselves suddenly back in forestry. We took the track which promised to lead to Dunster and walked uphill between tedious squares of Christmas trees. The rain now became more insistent, and by the time we had reached the top of the hill, it was a steady downpour. The plan was to walk round the open circle of Withycombe Common but, not only were we greeted by the full force of the rain as we emerged from the trees, we were mugged by great clouds of flies.
We cut our losses and fled downhill towards Luxborough and the comforts of the Royal Oak. By the time we neared the edge of the dripping trees with their scanty protection, the rain was streaming down. We stood in the lane, hopping from one surviving dry patch to another, there to cower beneath the densest available foliage until almost run down by the postman. When the deluge eased somewhat, we made a final push towards the pub past the painted stone cottages of this charming village.
If you are a walker, a pub is often approached with some sense of trepidation. Has it closed down? Is it open? Will you be greeted with signs demanding that you remove at least your boots, if not more intimate bits of your attire. My face must have conveyed all these reservations as I pushed open the old wooden door. From behind the bar, bang opposite the entrance, the landlady’s cheery greeting came, “Come on in and drip over here.”
When we had passed by the Royal Oak outside opening hours a year previously, a scan of the menu hung outside had half frightened us to death. It promised haute cuisine of the hautist kind and prices to match. Either there has been a change of policy, or even a change of ownership, as the food on the various blackboards dotted around the bar was much more user-friendly. A bowl of soup was £3.95, a baguette £5.50, and fish and chips, always a reliable signpost to value in Exmoor pubs these days, £7.95. There was a succulent selection of fresh fish dishes around the £15 mark, but then fresh fish is always an expensive treat. On a Thursday lunch time the pub was pretty busy. A large local party occupied the dining room. Four other couples were having lunch, a regular was reading the newspapers, and two elders of the village were working their way through current affairs from immigration to helicopters for Afghanistan. A solitary walker, surrounded by enough kit to storm the north face of the Eiger, ate his way stolidly through pie and veg, ice cream, and two pints of bitter. As he worked away at them, he listened through earphones, which would have graced an SOE operator of the last world war, to an MP3 player the size of a brick. What was it which so engaged his attention? The test match? Wagner’s Ring cycle? He was still there when we left.
We walked past the incredibly luxurious village hall and at a fork took the lane on the right. Soon we turned left off the lane and headed for Chargot Wood, through which we hoped to make our way back to our truck. You pass through what once must have been the parkland of Chargot House, a faintly Palladian villa which you can see above you near to the lane. Below you is a small ornamental lake with landing stages and a boat.
Any drowning we were doing was in the persistent rain. I wish that I could give precise directions, but we just fiddled our way through the woods, ignoring any sign to Langham, following slavishly any sign to Kennisham, and hoping for the best when, frequently, there was no sign at all. Chargot is a celebrated shoot and walking here in the autumn must be akin to a stroll through the OK Corral on the day the Clanton clan came looking for the Earp brothers.
We eventually regained the dry sanctuary of our truck. A minibus, bearing the internees of a local care home, drew up in the car park. It sat there in the pouring rain, facing the endless stretch of conifers, as a carer distributed cups of coffee from a Thermos. One old lady sat, her cheek pressed against the glass, her eyes open but unseeing, her image fading as the windows slowly misted over. It was time to go home.